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say what?
wanna hang out?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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