Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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