I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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