also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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