This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
