Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
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