her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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