pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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