You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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