Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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