The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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