At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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