Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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