we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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