last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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