At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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