Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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