Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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