jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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