I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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