so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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