What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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