This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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