last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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