what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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