so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
my sisters under your porch take her home
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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