So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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