if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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