i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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