he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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