"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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