so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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