Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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