What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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