he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Even my vagina gasped.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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