did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
try to milk me bitch
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