i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
