I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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