I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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