So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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