Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
