If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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