i just google imaged poop.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Ketchup is God's man juice
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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