everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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