She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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