what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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