Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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