Is it normal to miss your booty call?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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