operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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