OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize