You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
