He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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