yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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