just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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