fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
So many bounce houses so little time
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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