her vagine was all disorganized.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
